No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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