She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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