She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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