we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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