I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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