I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
