I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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