i'm signing you up for texting rehab
accomplished twins. life is a go
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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