The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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