just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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