marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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