After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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