I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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