If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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