Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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