All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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