why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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