How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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