So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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