Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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