i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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