It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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