What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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