Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize