ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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