I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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