I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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