You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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