The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
