if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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