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(607): View more from New York

You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.

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(773): View more from Illinois

So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first

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(214): View more from Texas

she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?

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(646): View more from New York

I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.

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(816): View more from Missouri

At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight

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(201): View more from New Jersey

No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

You're a rent hooker.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.

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(207): View more from Maine

He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.

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