I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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