after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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