Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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