I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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