Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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