i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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