so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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