Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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