Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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