Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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