mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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