Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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