Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
