@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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