i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
