I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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