you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
