No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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