Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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