he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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