forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Two words: blizzard sex
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