Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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