Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Actions speak louder than pants.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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