Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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