she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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