apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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