Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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