I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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