she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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