Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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